Have you seen that chocolate diamonds commercial -- the one for K@y? I swear, every time I see it, it makes me laugh because that couple is nothing like K and I.
For starters, no matter why or how long I've been up, I do not look like that at 2 a.m.
And then, when the husband explains he's up at 2 a.m. because it's 2 a.m. on Christmas ... for their first Christmas as a family, I'd definitely have to make fake vomiting noises.
He hands her a chocolate diamond ring. The practical side of me would immediately wonder just how much overboard that ring was for a Christmas gift. And I'd feel like a loser for just getting him a Blu-Ray, a stupid sweater, and whatever gadget I could get him to admit he was slightly interested in.
As if that weren't enough, as the commercial closes, the husband asks if his wife thinks their baby will remember that first Christmas. She gives the sugary sweet, cheesy answer, "I know I will."
My sarcastic response would be something along the lines of: "No, dumbass! She's 6 months old!"
No, we're definitely no jewelry store commercial couple.
We're way cooler than that.
2 comments:
Aww, I love that commercial! I'm a sucker for the cheese and there are so many commercials this time of year that make me tear up in ooey gooey cheesyness!
hahahaha. Um, yes. You totally are. That store's commercials are too cheesy even for me. And, oh, I love the cheese.
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