- Spandex
- Carbs
- Sodium
We wear helmets that might make us look a little dorky, but they save our lives. We walk around with grease from the chains and dirt from the tires on our legs and hands. We drink pickle juice by the bottle.
We stand in line for porta potties, and because we don't have the luxury of "real" bathrooms, we can go hours and hours without washing our hands. We're lucky if we have hand sanitizer.
As if all of that didn't make us weird enough, we wind up with tan lines in the most random, hard-to-hide places.
(Note the shorts line AND sock line!)(Also featuring two lines -- the gloves line and the participant bracelet line!)
(Note to self for next year: Don't forget to put sunscreen on the sides of your neck. The sun does actually hit there. And when you reapply sunscreen on your arms, legs and face later in the day, don't forget to reapply on your neck and your chest!)
4 comments:
Nice legs ...
I think you've earned yourself a day at the spa and a month of tanning.
I guess the alternative is the bikinis that tri-athletes wear?
I would rather have the padding to keep from getting saddle sores.
~Jef
Ooopies. These things happen in the name of athletic prowess, I suppose. Am sure you'll even it out in no time!
Oops...the hands are funny. Self tanner might help. :)
Yes, the hands are especially funny. haha.
Post a Comment