Maybe it's a sign I'm not supposed to go to the bathroom

First, I read this post when I really needed to go to the bathroom. Then, my co-worker came in and informed me that a woman is actually sleeping -- sleeping! -- on the couch in the bathroom.

Knowing a snake could pop up out of the toilet was bad enough. But now, knowing some woman will be incorporating my peeing and flushing into her dream? That's too much to handle.

Looks like I'll be holding it longer!