When girls drink too much
- We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
- We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling, "Woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
- We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass, and we honestly believe we could do it, too.
- In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
- We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much.
- We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because, "Oh my God! I love this song!"
- We've found a deeper, spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
- We've suddenly taken up smoking and have become really good at it.
- We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
- We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?).
- We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.
- We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
My favorite is number 6. That's totally me. :)
2 comments:
Haha! That is soooo me. All of them. Except the kitchen mop one... I haven't done that one.
Hehe LOL. I like #4. I ALWAYS do that. And the funny thing is I think I'm just the sexiest thing ever until I look in the mirror, but the best thing is at that point I just don't care. Forget the mirror I'm still sexy :) !
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